xxmyheartyourhandsxx:

so you say he can dance to anything

im laughing so hard why are people reblogging this again omg

help tumblr has reached singularity

i love this post

Welcome to the post that got me kicked out of the library 

you’re welcome

I’m crying.

how diD I KNOW

So much lyrical depth

frozenpizzaking:

me searching for booty

i-am-of-asgard:

longlivesuperstar:

awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

That gif is the most perfect thing in the world

at first you think it’s frozen but then you see it… Robert Downey jr clapping in the middle 

lanuarius:

differrent:

oomshi:

this is the future of america

ICANT BREATHE

i think this video was satire?? its purpose was to call attention to what some /stereotypical/ men usually like in women. hence the constant use of “do you like me /now?” etc. once she applies make up or dances provocatively haha. it’s kind of genius

richard-sp8-jr:

when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison

and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man. 

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.